November 21, 2009

alexblagg:

“Doc Ellis and the LSD No-No”

Man, I love this story.

I second that

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How To Cook A Fucking Steak…Go to the goddamn grocery and get steak. Yes, the grocery. A little ammonia is not going to kill you, you pussy. You want to be all fancy and grass-fed and environmentally conscious, go ahead, I don’t give a shit, just get a fucking steak. Ribeye is good. And, yes, bone-in. Schmuck. Take the steak home. Get a bigass frying pan and put the shit on the stove, cranking the heat up as far as that fucker will go. Take a shitload of salt—rocksalt, you dumb motherfucker, none of that fine-grained crap here—and toss it around the bottom of the pan. When the pan is hot as all fuck—it should scorch the shit out of your finger if you’re stupid enough to touch it—put the fucking steak on there. You can crack some pepper on the top of the steak as the bottom is searing, but don’t even talk to me about garlic or onion powder or COMPOUND FUCKING BUTTER, asshole. This is steak, all you fucking need is salt and pepper. After a bit (3 minutes for pink, 5 for cooked good), flip that shit over and do the same fucking thing you just did with the other side, i.e. sit on your ass and wait for your motherfucking steak to be ready, you useless assbag. When you’re done, sling that shit on a plate. Beringer’s 1996 Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley Private Reserve makes an absolutely delightful accompaniment, particularly if you’ve taken care to let it breathe a bit before quaffing. Also, make some fucking potatoes, because that’s what you eat with a fucking steak. God, sometimes I just want to smack the shit out of you.
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November 17, 2009
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November 14, 2009

robhuebel:

An all-star comedy Christmas Carol!!

Do They Know It’s Christmas?

(via Vimeo)

Tom Lennon as David Bowie was brilliant

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Hubba hubba….Ashleigh Banfield is back in the news biz!
For those of you who didn’t read my previous blog of the same name, I’ve had a long standing crush on Ms. Banfield.  She is the hottest Canadian chick this side of Bif Naked.  And nobody wears sexier specs than Ashleigh Banfield…nobody!

Hubba hubba….Ashleigh Banfield is back in the news biz!

For those of you who didn’t read my previous blog of the same name, I’ve had a long standing crush on Ms. Banfield.  She is the hottest Canadian chick this side of Bif Naked.  And nobody wears sexier specs than Ashleigh Banfield…nobody!

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November 11, 2009

Ghetto Big Mac…make your own Big Mac and save $1.39

I keep telling you guys, the Internets Celebrities are the best thing going

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Amazing…Lebanese bros, Guidos and Chaldeans are indistinguishable

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November 9, 2009
fuckyeahdetroit:

growingpangs:

Biden vs. Coney.
(via Freep)


It’s impossible not to love this man.

fuckyeahdetroit:

growingpangs:

Biden vs. Coney.

(via Freep)

It’s impossible not to love this man.

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November 6, 2009

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

People Doing Stuff. Amazing video. They move with such purpose.

I kinda love this video

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I think the idea for this video was lifted from Doug Benson’s “I Love Moviespodcast but it’s amazing nonetheless

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Later, in North Carolina, we sat down to dinner, and [Dick Armey] said: “You ever see that Danny DeVito movie, I think it was Danny DeVito, where he says big shots never order off the menu? They just say what they want.” We were at an On the Border, a Tex-Mex restaurant chain and not the type of place I imagine many big shots patronize, but he pushed the menu aside without reading it and told the waiter what he wanted the kitchen to cook up for him.
Dick Armey is a gigante douchenozzle
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November 5, 2009

New trailer for The Road…this gives me slightly more hope that it won’t completely suck.  I like how so much of the dialogue was lifted straight from the book; the folks who adapted this screenplay didn’t have to do all that much adaptation.

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